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Dear Uncle Ezra,
Hasn't this winter been weird? Probably the warmest ever! Do you
think it's a result of el nino or global warming? What do the experts
say? Thanks!
Your Weathered Niece
Dear Weathered,
The meteorological winter of 2001-02 (winter is defined
meteorologically as Dec. 1 through Feb. 28 or Feb. 29.) has been our
warmest on record, with an average temperature above freezing for the
first time in 107 years of official record-keeping. The Northeast's
previous warmest winter was recorded 70 years ago in 1931-32 with an
average 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
Keith Eggleston, senior climatologist at the Northeast Regional Climate
Center (NRCC) at Cornell, isn't worried about global warming though.
He says that "while temperatures have been warmer than normal, this is
not necessarily part of a larger, global-warming trend. Similar warm
winters also occurred in the Northeast in the 1930s. The jet stream has
been farther to the north than normal. Usually it is a little farther
to the south. This pattern has been fairly consistent all winter long.
The jet stream has been surprisingly stable, surprisingly consistent.
So we're not getting the Canadian air or the severe cold outbreaks that
we would normally see." Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 2 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Dear Uncle Ezra,
I recently attended the Harlem Globetrotters event at whatever that
building is east of Lynah Rink. I was with my son (age 3) and father
(age 60). I had been told that basketball games at Cornell are pretty
loud, but I was really upset at the volume level when I was there in
person. My son covered his ears and complained about the noise. My Dad
stuffed tissues in his ears. Nobody could have a proper conversation. I
felt that the event would not have suffered from the volume being
turned down 10 decibels or so.
Perhaps the folks who run the sound system have been so deafened by
repeated exposure to it that they do not realize the extent of the
problem. As an alumn and (now) Ithaca resident, I would very much enjoy
attending a few basketball games each year; having experienced the
sound system, however, I doubt I'll be back soon.
Can you forward these comments to the appropriate decision makers? Or
can you suggest who I could contact directly? I really do believe that
the decibel level was unacceptable for people who wish to retain their
hearing into their old age, and also that a quieter event would not be
at all unenjoyable. (And I did sit in several different areas - they
all seemed pretty loud!) Thanks!
Unsigned
Dear Fan,
Yes, it is very uncomfortable and disconcerting when volume is beyond
acceptable ranges. Sometimes we use our technology without
consciousness of its effects on others. Another example is the high
volume of previews in movie theatres. Although we can shield our eyes
from visual pollution, it's harder to protect ourselves from noise
pollution because we can't anticipate it, and it causes a physical
pain. It sounds like your Dad knows how to protect himself.
I'm sorry that the volume was so loud at the Harlem Globetrotters
event. The Globetrotters are really so exciting, its a shame that the
volume of the music detracted from the experience for you. I contacted
Bob Chaddock, Associate Director of Athletics with your comments. He
said ''we appreciate hearing these concerns and learn a great deal
about how to improve when people take the time to write." He explained
that the staff from the Globetrotters control the volume for their
events, but he felt that they would appreciate your concerns. He also
forwarded your comments to his managers for the event. If you have
additional questions or comments, you may email him at
rgc8@cornell.edu. Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Dear Uncle Ezra,
I've got a question.... When I looked at the CoursEnroll website, it
says that juniors and seniors register during the same period. In the
past, I thought that seniors got to register first and then juniors
were grouped with sophomores. It seems like that's how it should be.
Juniors and seniors often like to take a lot of the same classes and
I'll be upset if a junior gets into a class that I want, since it's my
last year and they'd have a whole another year to take it. Why did it
change?
Unsigned
Dear Senior,
I contacted Tracey Thomson, Assistant University Registrar, about
CoursEnroll and your question. He responded, "during the fall semester
pre-enrollment period (for spring semester courses), seniors pre-enroll
alone in the first enrollment period. The reason for this is to help
ensure that seniors are able to get into courses they need to graduate.
During the spring semester pre-enrollment period (for the following
fall semester courses) seniors and juniors are grouped together in the
first period. The reason for this is that there is a much smaller
number of seniors that continue from spring to fall (most graduate in
May). Combining the seniors and juniors helps to distribute the load
on the system more evenly throughout the pre-enrollment period." If
you have additional questions about the CoursEnroll process, you can
email the Office of the University Registrar at
univreg-mailbox@cornell.edu, or contact your college registrar. I hope
your fall pre-enrollment process is successful, and that you are able
to find some interesting courses to register for! Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Hey Unc,
What's that piece of classical violin music that accompanies the
ending credits of the TV show, NYPD Blue? It is usually shown with a
photo of a violinist. Thanks!
Unsigned
Dear Listening,
The music played during the credits is an excerpt from Italian
composer Antonio Vivaldi's Violin Concerto Il Cimento
Dell'armonia e Dell'inventione: The Four Seasons, op. 8, no. 1-4.
It is played by Rudolph Bochco, a concert violinist and father
of the show's creator, Steven Bochco.
I hope you can find the whole piece to listen to -- it is lovely! Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 5 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Dear Uncle-
This school is ruining me. I can here 2 years ago motivated and with a
passion and a dedication, knowing what i wanted to do with the rest of
my life. As the past 2 years ahve gone by, this school has ruined my
hopes. My grades are terrible, and no matter how much work i put in, I
cant seem to do better. I never have any energy and I find myself
panicing because I am completely lost. I no longer know what i want to
major in, what i want to do for a career, and im even having a hard
time with a summer job.
I dont know what to do anymore. Getting through each week is becoming
harder adn harder, and i panic every time a test approaches. I do love
Cornell for the people ive met and the friends ive made, and i dont
want to leave, but i need to get my motivation back. WHy does COrnell
ruin so many people?
Unsigned
Dear motivated with a passion,
It sounds like you're in a difficult place, but I don't believe it's
for long. I'm glad you've written to me and that you are ready to do
something to help yourself work through this situation. Because you
were motivated and had passion and dedication when you came to Cornell,
I believe you have a lot to work with. Being at Cornell, a new place
with new people from all over the world, you have had to make many
adjustments to your ways of thinking and being. That is good; better
that than that you are bored and stagnating. Coming through the
transition, you are finding that what once was clear to you is no
longer so obvious. That means life is not so simple. And that means
you've become more realistic and wiser. Perhaps what once was
important no longer is top priority. You mention confusion over
decisions about majors and career goals, and even summer jobs. All of
this comes of your new, or rather emerging self with greater
consciousness of the ways of the world. If it were easy, the world
wouldn't be in the mess it's in!
If "Cornell" is to blame, it is for providing a relevant education, and
for helping you to continue to grow up and broaden your perspectives.
Do you remember those times in class or when reading a book that you
would feel the "aha" of seeing an issue in a different light, and then
seeing other things fall into place in a more meaningful way? Yes, the
education is hard, does take a lot of work, and unfortunately, grades
do not always reflect how much you've worked and learned, but rather
how well you do in relation to other *Cornell* students. Those grades
can be discouraging, and the tests on which they are based can come to
be associated with that let down feeling. The panic that you feel is
the anticipation of getting that negative feedback. Panicky feelings
can also be performance anxiety as you prepare to perform and feel
necessary anxiety about doing your best, in addition to anxiety about
repeating poor performance.
Fortunately, there are many proven ways to manage anxiety and get
through this transition with newfound meaning for your life. I
encourage you to take some steps to develop some new skills in managing
anxiety and in goal-setting. The Learning Strategies Center (5-6310) is
open daytime, evenings and weekends to give you tutoring in specific
courses or general help such as how to take a test, deal with test
anxiety, or read for comprehension and other study skills. You also can
talk to someone at EARS (5-3277) or CAPS (5-5208) to help you deal with
the panic you are feeling and to make plans to ensure a more confident
approach to the next two years.
Your passion is still there and it is what will help you push through
this and other difficulties. It is because this is important to you
that you are willing to be worried about what and how you are doing.
Your motivation will return as you clarify your goals and spell out
some specific objectives to meet them. When you experience success
your panic will get under control and you will start to smile again.
Meanwhile, don't forget to breathe, exercise, eat well and get support
from friends and family who care about you. I care! Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 6 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Ezra,
Regarding question #4 on March 7, please tell the conservative reader
to relax. He seems like he wants to confront his professor because the
professor presented the material in a liberal way. First of all, I
think this is a poor criticism of the class. A more valid criticism
would have been if the professor had presented a dull, automaton class.
Having a professor with personal ideas is why Cornell employs
professors. If Mr. Conservative wanted a "fair" presentation, he
should stick to high school text books. Professors are what makes the
class come alive.
Also, I am a very liberal person and I took three classes with a well
known conservative prof during my time on the Hill. It made me think
about why I believed in ideas I thought did. It helped me cement some
ideas, and helped me reform and refine some others. It might do Mr.
Conservative some good.
Unsigned
Dear liberal,
Thank you for sharing your experiences. College is a special time to
explore our beliefs and attitudes and to define and refine our thinking
in light of all that we learn. We learn how to think critically and
analyze the wealth of information at our disposal. Hopefully, class
discussion helps to generate many thoughts and ideas in addition to the
professor's, and writing assignments help one to express one's own
approach to an issue. If a student didn't come away from the college
experience with some changes, it would be a shame. Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 7 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Dear Uncle Ezra,
I am really pissed off right now. i was in a hurry to leave my res
hall this morning and left without my keys. I got back into the
building just fine, put my room was locked so i went to the desk to ask
if i could borrow a key. What could possibly be the justification for
charging FIVE DAMN DOLLARS to borrow a key for two minutes? They said
i get it for three days, but dammit my keys were right on the other
side of the damn door. I showed my id (they no doubt have a record of
who lives in what room to know that its really me), offered to leave my
wallet as collateral cuz i'd be right back, but to no avail.
Furthermore the people at the desk weren't very helpful, but it
probably seems that way moreso to me cuz i was getting crapped on at
the time with this stupid charge. Id be willing to guess that most of
the time when people need a key to their room its just for a couple of
minutes to get theirs out, so why is there no option other than to buy
the damn thing for three days? i think that is pretty abusive.
furthermore, when i filled out the form to have the charge sent to the
bursar, it said that the charge for a "lockout" was 2 dollars, and it
had been crossed out with a damn pen and "5 dollars" written over it.
I GUESS INFLATION MUST BE PRETTY DAMN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. Who knows..
maybe the value of providing a service at COSTS THE RES HALL NOTHING
goes up exponentially for no reason. It just doesnt make any sense. I
understand that cornell charges for tons of different shit, but at
least it's usually like, you're paying for something and getting
something. This is just five dollars in the crapper. The key is back
on its hook in their little office in 3 minutes. I am really really
angry. Its more the idea of it and the crappy attitude of the people
down there (i had to stand at the desk for like five minutes while the
lady was on the phone laughing with some other person) and the fact
that cornell housing just used me as toilet paper. Speaking of, i dont
get to charge anybody in cornell housing five damn dollars when theres
no toilet paper left in the bathrooms or no soap in the only soap
dispenser for five days straight.
thanks for listening,
freshly shat upon
Dear freshly,
Gone are the days with the kindly dorm mother sitting in the room just
off the lounge, able to hand over the keys to a handful of students who
live in that dorm. Bigger numbers and more complex job descriptions
have led to this feeling of impersonal and sometimes unfair service
response. I'm sorry to hear about your unfortunate incident at a
service center. The residence hall lock out charge is indeed $5 for a
voucher, per occurrence. Each student should have received a "free
lock out" voucher at the beginning of the year at their floor meeting
in the residence hall as well as notification on the opening notice
that the lock out fee had increased. This increase was approved by the
Student Assembly as well as the Campus Life student subcommittee.
The director of housing did make a decision, at the time of the
increase of fees, to not have the forms reprinted with the changed
lock-out rate on them, until the current supply was depleted, since the
service centers had several hundred of the bursar forms in stock. We
can be happy to put up with the sting of awareness of the change in
fees in order to save a forest of trees and encourage fiscal
responsibility. I encourage you to speak to two Campus Life staff
members regarding your concerns. Martha Benninger can be reached at
4-2913 or mjb16 regarding the service that you received at the service
center and Dale Walter can be reached at 5-0328 or cgw3 regarding your
housekeeping concerns. Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 8 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Dear Uncle Ezra,
What is the name of the font or typeface used in the brushed-aluminum
letters that identify each building on campus?
Unsigned
Dear student,
We use Kabel Medium or Helvetica Medium -- do you like it? Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 9 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Dear Uncle Ezra,
How many acres did Ezra Cornell own in Wisconsin?
Unsigned
Dear land steward,
According to Paul Gates' book, "The Wisconsin Pine Lands of Cornell
University," by 1867, Ezra Cornell had acquired 499,126 acres of pine
and farming land in Wisconsin. It's a very complicated story -- all
about the Morrill Land Grant Act -- I'd encourage you to read the book
:-) Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 10 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Dear Uncle Ezra,
I was lost and ended up in the book section in the Campus Store and I
noticed a book titled "Cornell '69." I want to read the book. First,
will you buy me the book? I mean, it is the holidays and everything.
Also, can any of these people from the movement come and speak to us
sometime on campus? They were some pretty brave fellas. I understand
that toting shotguns into schools isn't the neatest of ideas nowadays,
but these dudes had something to say and they went out and did it.
Let's here for the shotgun toters of 1969!
Unsigned
Dear Found,
Sometimes getting lost can be the best way to find yourself! I would
love to buy you the book, but I must maintain professional boundaries.
Do yourself a favor -- give yourself a reward for the hard work
you've done this semester and buy it for yourself. Cornell's history
is absolutely fascinating!
We've come a long way, baby, in using non-violent techniques to assert
various causes, so we don't risk lives with the temptation of a short,
sharp shot. Education and communication have helped to clarify issues
and allow communities of people to work together for common causes.
On April 20, 1999, the University featured a program commemorating the
30th Anniversary of the Straight take over. For some interesting
quotes during that program regarding the climate of the University 30
years later, check out:
http://www.news.cornell.edu//Chronicle/99/5.6.99/Cornell69_quotes.html
As for bringing one of these people to campus to speak, there are many
different lecture programs offered on campus. Virtually every
academic department sponsors at least one lecture per year.
Departments will also co-sponsor programs, combining resources to
bring in bigger names. Some of the larger lecture series' on campus
include the Bartels Lectures, the University Lecture Series, and
programs by the A.D. White Professors-At-Large. Each year the senior
class selects a speaker for Convocation after soliciting suggestions
from the seniors. Look for fliers around campus, or check the Daybook
section of the Cornell Daily Sun, or the back page of the Cornell
Chronicle to learn about these and other upcoming programs.
As a student, the best way to get involved in bringing one of these
speakers (or others) to campus is to become part of the Cornell
University Program Board (CUPB). The CUPB is a student organization,
that "strives to enlighten and entertain the Cornell community with a
diverse range of individuals who share their experiences and talents."
Past speakers have ranged from Elie Wiesel to Adam Sandler, F.W. de
Klerk to Magic Johnson. For information on becoming part of the
program board, making suggestions, upcoming events, etc. check out the
CUPB website at http://www.rso.cornell.edu/cupb/.
I hope that by now you've gotten your book, and that you continue to
"get lost" in bookstores and libraries, --it's a great way to uncover
a world of exciting material. Uncle Ezra |