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Dear Uncle Ezra,

My roommate has the most annoying laugh I have ever heard. Sometimes it sounds like a hyena screaming into a microphone, other times it sounds a dying bullfrog (who is also screaming into a microphone). I've tried everything, ear plugs, noise canceling head phones, I've even attempted to induce temporary deafness. Please help me.

P.S. I'm sure everyone in my building feels the same way...



Dear Roomie,

Whenever rooming with someone who you hardly know, you are bound to experience some things that drive you batty and many things that you enjoy.  The important thing is for both of you to get your needs met in a way that respects each of you.

I commend you on trying to think of ways to prevent his loud laugh from bothering you without inhibiting his style of laughing, but that is obviously not working. Next step is to talk to him about it in a non-confrontational way.  It is very possible that this is a medical condition that he doesn't have complete control over the volume or sound of his laugh.

You might start by mentioning that his "his hearty laugh" startles you (or whatever) and makes it difficult to concentrate on what you are doing.  Ask him about it and if he is able to laugh more quietly.  Try to come up with a solution that works for both of you. 

If you feel hesitant to talk to him directly, you can ask your RA for help.  They are specifically trained to help roommates live with each other in peace and expect to help students with these conversations as a regular part of their job as an RA.  Glad you are mentioning this at the beginning of the semester so it can be resolved soon.

 

Uncle Ezra   


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Dear Uncle Ezra,

Who uses the twitter handle SlopeDay? If its the Slope Day Planning Committee then they're really quite funny.

PS: I love you!


Dear Curious,

Nobody really knows who has the 'SlopeDay' twitter – there's lots of speculation, but of course, everyone denies being behind the tweets.   Slope Day's "official" twitter is CUSlopeDay. P.S. I love you too!

Uncle Ezra   


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Dear Uncle Ezra,

I'm a freshman from a rural community. How do you ride a bus?


Dear First Year Student,

First you need to know where you are going and which bus goes in that direction.  Check out the TCAT Bus site for complete info, http://www.tcatbus.com/.

At Cornell, riding the bus is easy, especially for first year students who can use their Cornell ID cards to ride for free.  Stand at the bus stop, look for the bus with the number of the route you want to travel on, get on the bus, wave your Cornell ID card over the magic card swiper, take a seat and you are all set.  The drivers are very helpful, so if you aren't sure that this is the right bus for you, just ask.

The driver will call out the stops to help you know when to get off.  Sit up close if you want reassurance.

Happy riding!

Uncle Ezra   


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Why are some Career Centers on campus closed during orientation week? Also, out of the ones that are open, walk-in hours for counseling is not available and don't start until classes start? Why are these services unavailable during a period of time when everyone is on campus and actually has time to think about and take care of such matters without needing to take time out of doing schoolwork and extracurricular activities? Basically what I am saying is that all the Career Centers should be open during Orientation and that counseling should be available.


Dear Student,

New Student Orientation takes a whole village! Many staff that are usually sitting behind their desks being helpful to you year-round, are out and about welcoming new students, answering questions and making their transition to Cornell smooth and easy.

They should all be back at their regular duties now.  Please stop in to ask those well formulated questions.

Uncle Ezra   


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Uncle Ezra,

Did our internet billing thresholds increase this year? I remember it was around 20 gigabytes last year and now it looks like it's 50 gigs. If this is true then this is fantastic news.

Sincerely, Surfer


Dear Surfing,

The short answer is, "Yes." From the NUBB FAQ list:

Q: What billing changes went into effect for students on July 1, 2011?
A: Starting July 1, 2011, Cornell's network usage-based billing (NUBB) increased the monthly billing threshold from the previous 20 GB (gigabytes) per month to 50 GB per month for Internet usage to or from off-campus sites.

This and other frequently asked questions about NUBB are available at: <http://www.cit.cornell.edu/services/nubb/faq.cfm>

Uncle Ezra   


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Dear Uncle Ezra,

The Stone Bridge on Beebe Lake has been closed. I am dismayed because this bridge was an integral part of my one-mile running loop around the lake. I was wondering if you knew if and when it would be re-opened again?

Thanks!


Dear Construction-stymied Runner,

That stone bridge, a tribute to Col. Henry W. Sackett, Cornell Blass of 1875, and a philanthropist who built trails through the University’s natural areas “for the benefit of lovers of woodland beauty” — or so the historic plaque reads, if you could get across the gracefully arched bridge to continue your run abound Beebe Lake— well, it’s closed for lack of stone.

That’s according to the Maintenance Management director, Jim Gibbs, who says,  “The plan was to have the bridge open next Wednesday, the 31st, but material (stone) deliveries have caused a delay.” It’s not clear when the materials will arrive— much less be stone-masoned into place so the bridge can be opened—but Jim says “we can be sure that it will not be ready next Wednesday.”

Sorry for the inconvenience. What better time to imagine the gorges and other natural areas (around Fall Creek, Beebe Lake, and Cascadilla Creek) at a time (the first decades of the 1900s) when the watery woodland beauty wasn’t quite so accessible? Your Uncle isn’t saying early Cornellians never explored the gorges. But scholarly forays deep into this campus’ rugged natural history were at the explorers’ peril.

Colonel Sackett (a math whiz at Cornell, former newspaperman and a prominent attorney specializing in libel law, so we’ll be careful what we write about the governor-appointed officer in the New York State Cavalry) gave more than  $200,000 in the 1920s to build safe trails into gorgeous places where water transforms stone.

The water-level trail through Cascadilla Creek gorge, between Collegetown and downtown Ithaca, is one such (and frequently closed for repairs, now that you mention). So are the trails, steps and stonework that make the Fall Creek watercourse so enjoyable.  Please don’t be surprised, with the approach of winter conditions, to see some trails closed for your safety. Carving a major university campus out of a rocky, waterfalls-besotted hillside always presented transportation challenges. 

For instance, also in the 1920s—when Col. Sackett was all about trails— a weirdly ambitions plan was afoot for an automobile tunnel. This tunnel was to ascend 430 feet, from downtown Ithaca to Central Campus, with parking garages terraced into campus slopes and elevators emerging at Stewart Avenue, Central Avenue by the library, the Ag College at Garden Avenue, all the way to Judd Falls Road.  Talk about construction delays! You would have hated it.

Okay, we did get the parking garage, terraced into a hill, with the completion this summer of Martha Van’s northernmost appendage. And plenty of other running/strolling/learning loops —in this charming outdoor classroom we call Cornell—are open for exploration. (One person’s roadblock is another’s scenic detour.)   Share your favorite with a friend. Enjoy!

 

 

Uncle Ezra   


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Dear Uncle Ezra, Is the tapestry thing mandatory for graduation? Best, A freshman with homework


Dear Conscientious First Year Student,

Glad that you want to do a good job on your academic work, but remember that you are also here to develop as a person as well. Tapestry is a well loved mandatory program for all first year students. The troupe seeks to dramatize the dynamics that new students at Cornell may experience, such as those from privileged backgrounds mingling with those from disadvantaged backgrounds, students of color suddenly being thrust into a largely white environment, or students being forced to confront issues of sexual differences and race that can affect comfort levels. The skits were written by students in the troupe, based on their own experiences and observations.

Tapestry is mandatory, but Cornell won't stop you from graduating if you don't go (but you will not be able to graduate without passing the swim test).

Uncle Ezra   


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DUE,

A correction: question 9 in the Monday, August 22, 2011 column asks what GPA scale should Cornellians use when they apply to jobs or med school. Your answer was incorrect. In fact, back in 1997 you answered this question correctly, saying that for employment purposes Cornell is on the 4.0 scale. A GPA's quality index is determined by what an A is worth. Here is the direct quotation about grading scale from Wikipedia (not the best source but references are supplied there)

"for the A+ mark, most schools still assign a value of 4.00, equivalent to the A mark ... A few schools, however, do assign grade values of 4.33 or 4.30; but the scale is still called "4.0", because grading scales (or "quality indices") take their numerical names from the highest whole number."

Note that many professors will not give out any A+s. I once was 1st in a class of 250 students by over 7% points and the only student with over 90% and still did not get an A+. It would be ridiculous to claim that I did not get the top grade possible in that class. This is the very reason why companies, professional schools, and graduate schools view what ever number an A is worth to be the grade point scale of the University.


Dear Reader,

Thanks for the information.

Uncle Ezra   


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DUE,

I am looking at the course FDSC 4300 - Understanding Wine and Beer for a possible second semester senior year course Looking at the Prerequisites,

Prerequisite: basic science; four approved wine glasses. Course fee: Tasting fee $50 due by second day of class.

What does "four approved glasses" mean?

Thanks


Dear Wine Connoisseur,

I tried to email the profs, but no response. Could it mean, "four approved wine Classes?"

Although I really like the Freudian slip!

Uncle Ezra   


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Uncle Ezra,

I am currently an environmental engineering major matriculating in CALS. I would like to transfer to Mechanical Engineering in the Engineering school. Do you know if BEE 1510 can substitute for CS 1112 and if CHEM 2070 can substitute for CHEM 2090? They are pretty much the same classes, but in the engineering handbook, it looks like if I am matriculating in the Engineering school, Chem 2090 and CS 1112 are required. Who would I ask about this?

Thanks!


Dear Mover and Shaker,

If you are intersted in finding out what the Engineering School will approve, that is the place to go.  You will find the Engineering Advising Office in 167 Olin Hall.  Here is their website for more inof, http://www.engineering.cornell.edu/resources/advising/index.cfm.

Uncle Ezra   

 
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