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Dear Uncle Ezra:
What on earth is a Wee Bit (APR88, p.9)?
Clueless
DUE -
what's a wee-bit?
Confused
Dear C&C, I had never heard of Wee Bits myself before I received a couple of letters
about them. Although they are "attack snacks", they are not too prevalent on
campus. The only place I could find them is in a vending machine in Van
Rensselaer Hall. They are apparently tiny cookies sold in single-serving
packages; frankly, I prefer popcorn. Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 2 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
DEAR UNCLE EZRA, I AGREE THAT THE NINES AND CHARIOT HAVE THE BEST 'ZA (APR88, p.16), BUT
THEY'RE OWNED BY THE SAME PEOPLE AND COOKS SWITCH BACK AND FORTH! SO THERE'S NO
REAL DIFF.
CONNOISSEUR
Dear C, Oh, but I disagree! There are several crucial differences. First, you can
get deep-dish pizza at the Nines, but not at the Chariot (where they serve only
"Chariot-style pizza"). Second, the Nines delivers, but the Chariot does not.
Third, I've always found the Nines crust to be sweeter. Is it my imagination?
I don't know. And finally, the atmosphere of the two spots is very different.
For me, that has a large impact on how I enjoy my food. For its size, Ithaca offers a tremendous variety of pizza...suitable, I
suspect, for all tastes. I hope you have found one that satisfies yours! Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
DEAR UNC, MY FRIEND HAS A PROBLEM. HE CAN'T TAKE STUDYING AT MANN LIBRARY WITH ALL
THE FABULOUS LOOKING GIRLIES HANGING OUT. HE ALSO CAN'T STUDY IN HIS NOISY
DORM. WHAT SHOULD THE POOR, PATHETIC GUY DO? - MY FRIEND'S FRIEND
DEAR UNCLE EZRA, MY FRIEND IS HORNY!!
- STILL HIS FRIEND
Dear Time-Wasting Friends, At this time of year with all the exams and studying, it's easy to feel
the need for distraction, both indoors and out. It sounds like you folks are
finding all sorts of ways to procrastinate. I do have a few suggestions,
however, to avoid the distractions and get down to the business at hand of
passing your exams. (Right...exams are over. But you and my other readers can
keep these in mind for next semester.)
If you find the beautiful women in Mann Library too distracting, perhaps
it would be a good idea to change study areas. The library stacks are generally quiet and study carrels provide plenty of privacy for you and
your books. Also, there are many open classrooms around campus, where you can
study in peace. If you find that tensions are building up too much, take a
study break and work off that excess energy:
take a walk, go for a jog, ride a
bike, play some soccer or tennis, or swim a few laps to tire out your body and
relax your mind. When you come back, I'm sure you'll find concentration a bit
easier.
And one more word of wisdom:
I doubt that the term "girlies" would be
appreciated by most of the women you'll meet. Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Dear Uncle Ezra, Behind Entrepot, at the edge of Beebe lake, is a cement walled-in pool. At
one edge of the pool is some sort of a straining device which sometimes has a
bar rotating around it. This is not very easy to describe, but a walk behind
Entrepot should help my description a lot. What is this device for? How does
water get into the cement pool? Where does the water go after it goes through
the straining device? There are a lot of fish possibly stuck in the pool. How
do they get out? or, are they stuck in there? Also, how come the water
sometimes runs down the waterfall behind Entrepot and sometimes it does not?
Can Cornell regulate turning the waterfall on in some way, and if so, how do
they do it, and why do they do it?
---Curious
Dear Curious, You can find a reference to this pool on p. 167 of FEB88:
it's the forebay
of the power plant located downstream, underground near the suspension bridge.
I talked to Gregg Travis at Facilities about the parts of your question not
covered in that earlier answer. Gregg says that there is a bar screen over the inlet to the pool which keeps out anything, fish included,
bigger than about half an inch across. The dredger (the machine you can see)
picks up sticks which may slip through lengthwise. Water falls out of the
forebay down into the creek when it isn't going into the power plant. This
isn't controlled by anyone, but happens automatically when the lake drops to a
particular level; the level rises again as less water flows out of it (or it
rains), and the forebay overflows back into the creek for a while before the
water level is high enough to drive the power plant again. If you'd like more
details, Gregg Travis would be happy to provide them. You can get in touch with
him at 255-6614. Uncle Ezra |