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UNC, WHAT MUST HAPPEN BEFORE THE SUSPENSION BRIDGE COLLAPSES?
SHAKEY
Dear Shakey, Are you worried that it's on the verge of collapsing? As you probably
already know, the bridge is designed to swing; the constant motion doesn't mean
the structure's headed for the gorge.
Greg Travis, Senior Civil Engineer in Facilities Engineering, assures me
that the bridge is inspected annually, with maintenance performed as needed.
The most recent major repair was replacement of the deck, four years ago. The
latest inspection showed the bridge to be in good condition, requiring only
minor repair work and a touch-up of paint. Cross it with confidence! Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 2 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Unc -
My family is coming up for the weekend and my sister wants to go horseback
riding. I know that there is a course for that, but is riding open to the
general public? Where? How much? Any information on this subject would be
appreciated.
Sincerely,
Scouting ahead
Dear Scout, The Equestrian Center (255-3625) only allows horseback riding for
instruction, and the yellow pages don't list much. Summer Hill Trails
(315/497-3542, Locke, NY) takes reservations during the week for riding on
weekends (they are not open during the week). The fee is $10 per hour, per
person.
Let's hope you can get out there before the trails are buried by snow! Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
dear uncle ezra
i think that this guy that works in the Library is georgeous but my friends
keep telling me that he is not up to my standards but how would they know what
my standards are? They have never asked if I like the type of men that I date.
I think he is adorable and he has the greatest smile that I have ever seen. I
am going for him so if you happen to see him, tell him that he has a secret
admirer. Thanks, I just wanted to tell someone who wouldn't tell me that I was
wrong.
In love
Dear In Love, Good for you to remain true to the standards of your heart, whether or not
your friends take the time to understand! Anyway, I'm sure it won't be long
before they, too, are won over by that dazzling smile. I'm sure he'll feel
lucky when he learns he has such a marvelous secret admirer as you! And, I
hope he's as gorgeous inside as he is on the outside. Uncle Ezra Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Dear Uncle Ezra, Do you think that they'll ever get around to updating CUINFO? They still
have information about facilities projects completed over a year ago in here,
let alone information about freshman orientation. Isn't there some way to keep
this current?
-signed waiting for an update.
Dear Waiting, I took your letter to Steve Worona at CUINFO, who replies, "The folks who
do FACILITIES are trying to decide whether to continue this service, and so
we've removed that item from the main CUINFO menu. As to ORIENTATION...I'm
confused, since we've had that information online since before orientation
began. If you are seeing 'old' orientation data - or nothing at all - I'd like
more details." You can send the details directly to Steve, SLW@CORNELLA. Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 5 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Good Evening, Uncle Ezra! i haven't used my modem to access the mainframe in over a year, and discover
that the call 1000 command doesn't seem to work anymore. This means that I have
to use the unbearably kludgy call fa01 command, which makes my Mac run like
mollasses in January. It's nice to know that you're still there on a cold and
rainy night here in Utopia, New York. Peace, Racoon
Dear
Racoon, I passed your question along to Donna Tatro, Assistant Director of CIT
User Services, who says: "Yes, you are right! What was known as 'line mode' access to the IBM
mainframes was replaced by 'display mode' access. This change took place first
on the CORNELLC mainframe on October 23, 1988 and then on the CORNELLA
mainframe on January 31, 1989. Many factors led to standardizing on the
'display mode,' also called full-screen. Two were the benefit of working with
a screenful of information at a time, and that several tools on the mainframe "Perhaps, for those of us using a modem to access the computer, these
benefits are not as appreciated. There aren't really any tricks of the trade
that will improve the speed of your modem. If you want to experiment a bit you
can use the electronic mail system and the xedit editor with the option
"NOSCREEN." For example if you were sending a mail message to ABC you would
type: MAIL ABC (NOSCREEN
If you were editing a file named APPLE DATA A, you would type: XEDIT APPLE DATA A (NOSCREEN
You may find this even more kludgy than the full-screen environment because the
tools were developed especially for the full-screen.
"If you have problems using the xedit editor, the electronic mail syst, or
any other aspect of the mainframe computer, you can call CIT Consulting Monday-Friday, 9:
30am-3:
30pm, 255-9830. If you are on campus, we
regularly schedule workshops covering the IBM mainframe operating system,
xedit, electronic mail, using tapes, and SAS. For more information about the
CIT Workshop schedule, call the CIT Service HelpDesk, Monday-Friday, 8am-6pm
and Saturday 9am-5pm, 255-8990."
Thanks, Donna...it's good to know you're around on a cold, SNOWY morning
in Utopia. And peace to you too, Racoon, especially when your Mac runs like
frozen molasses. Uncle Ezra Dear Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 6 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
dear uncle ezra, i have a real problem, i have a very good girlfriend who i love to death but
i met this petty girl about a month ago. we are just friend but i can feel its
getting stronger by the day. she knows about my girl, but she still want to be
with me. i am feeling a little something for her but i cant let may girl go.
its hard to tell her that we cant be together anymore because i relly want to
be with her. what i am suppose to do? dont know which way to go?
dear uncle ezra, i have a girlfriend who i love very much we spent alot of time together
unitl one day she told me that she wanted to be alone one night so that hurt me
and i when out with some friends and just started to talk to people and met
this girl that i think is very nice and we started to hang out and do things
together,i met her family and they think iam the best thing that happen.i dont
get along with my girl friend family at all.i think they hate me.but anyway i
dont know what to do? me and this friend have a lot in common that i dont have
with my girl friend i dont want to hurt my girlfriend and i dont want to stop seeing the new girl but i starting to get serious and she know i have a
girlfriend.what do you think i should do?
torn between to girls
Dear Torn, Are you sure you need to make a choice right now? You have not made a
long-term commitment to either woman. The qualities that attract you to each
differ, so much so that you can't yet clarify which of the two is dearer to you
and more compatible with you. Perhaps you need to allow yourself time to find
out what your own heart is telling you. And until you know, you might want to
go out with both women, but be honest with them about it. This course could be
risky if either woman feels threatened by your seeing both at once. But isn't
your need to find your direction with honesty and integrity worth that risk?
Remember that it's often the most important choices that take the most time and
patience to unravel. Uncle Ezra Uncle Ezra - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Question 7 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Hi Ez, Is it possible for someone to live a healthy life and not eat either meat or
vegetables? Let's say they have complete vitamin and mineral pills, protein
powder, fiber supplement, and they eat only carbohydrates like noodles and
potatoes. It seems that everything is covered. Is that the case?
checking it out
Unc, Are there any detrimental effects to eating the following diet:
No meat or
vegetables, but protein powder, fiber supplement, a fairly comprehensive
vitamin and mineral pill collection, and random carbohydrates such as noodles.
If you don't think this is a serious question, you are underestimating the
dietary habits of Cornell students.
--heath conscious
Dear Health Conscious, I posed your question(s) to nutritional consultant Elaine Mansfield, who
says that to give you a fully accurate answer she'd need to know EXACTLY what
the diet included. For example, you don't mention fruit and nuts. People have been known to live healthfully off these alone, but those who
attempt such a diet need to know precisely what combinations will meet their
nutritional requirements. The make-up of the protein powder could also be
critically important:
some, like all-soy powders, can be quite unbalanced in
amino acid content and therefore not very usable by the human body. As for the
actual FOODS you mention, potatoes, cooked to preserve their vitamins and
minerals, can be highly nutritious, and, on the other hand, white noodles can
be like eating paste!
Amazing things can be done with chemical diets:
Children who don't have
digestive tracts have received articial feedings through IV's which have kept
them growing and relatively healthy for years. However, getting such a limited
diet to work requires great expertise. Furthermore, those of us who have a
choice are fortunate to have access to vital, fresh foods which have a kind of
energy chemical diets can't match.
Which brings us to the dietary habits of Cornell students. Time
pressures, limited money, and desire to stay slim can all lead people to
sacrifice balanced eating. This can lead to serious health problems, insidious in that they probably won't show up immediately. So anyone who has
questions about the adequacy of their diet has everything to gain from speaking
to an expert (for example, set up a medical appointment at Gannett, 255-6958).
In general, it's always safest to eat a wide variety of foods from different
food groups, just like we all learned in first grade! Uncle Ezra |